The future is stopping the Hadron Collider

The Large Hadron Collider has been under electrical repair since September 2008, but recent published research is suggesting a different theory for why the world's largest particle accelerator can't return to functionality:

Another fringe theory holds that the LHC will never function properly because it is under "influence from the future," according to physicists Holger Bech Nielsen and Masao Ninomiya. They suggest in recent papers that no supercolliders that could produce the Higgs boson, an as-yet-unseen particle that would help answer fundamental questions about matter in the universe, will work because something in the future stops them.

Something from the future has been sent to stop the Collider? My God, it's really happening...